The girl next to him is like,”Okay, let’s make him seem at least a BIT heterosexual” And he’s just there like,”LMFAO! NICE TRY!”
The girl next to him? THE GIRL NEXT TO HIM? Really?!?!
Bitch please, ever Meredith ships gay darren.
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I literally have a binder full of pictures and biographies of celebrities i want to do dirty things with haha
That’s basically my tumblr hahaha
I have a long list of celebrities I want to do dirty things with. Oops.
Not me!! :) I’m still forever alone. haha

All my friends that used to say they were forever alone now have boyfriends or girlfriends.
Oh, go be a whore somewhere else.